"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
jESUS H FUCK
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
you’re going to hell
dayannaj asked: Dayanna !
D- “Dirty Diana” Michael Jackson
A- “Airplanes” B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams
Y- “You” Lloyd ft. Lil Wayne
A- “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” Nine Days
N- “Next” The Weeknd
N- “Novacane” Frank Ocean
A- “All of Me” John Legend